

Hi there! You probably noticed that today is the 30th, which is when I should be posting my second ASMR for the month of the April for both Patreon(and crossposted on fansly) and YouTube. Well, I very impulsively and foolishly decided to get one of the subathon rewards out of the way(community voted piercing, which tongue won. I also got my nipples and monroe pierced too along with it) without recording my ASMR beforehand because I thought that the swelling would be down in a couple days. Well friends, its been almost a week, and the swelling is not down. In fact, my piercer estimates it'll be another week or two before it is down. I really don't want to record like this because A. I literally cannot make kissing sounds and B. I am in a lot of pain and C. I don't want to have a noticeable lisp even if the prospect is cute :( For this reason, my second post for April is being postponed. I will record it along with May's first posts for both Patreon(and crossposted on fansly) and YouTube, and post them all in tandem. So! Three posts for May essentially. Thankfully, I have already written all my scripts, I have everything I need, I am ahead of the curve, I just cannot speak or kiss or suck properly :' ) Thank you for your patience, I will never make this mistake again! Mommy is done with piercings after these ones, its clear I'm too old for them and my body is rioting lmao. ~Alistair