Here I am, once again defying OSHA rules and regulations. This time, not only are my pants improperly secured (190.332(s) violation), but I've added standing on a table, in wedges, near a sharp plant.
2022-03-18 12:23:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Starting to think that none of my photos are really safe for work because I've received numerous reports of pants getting tighter, which is probably an OSHA violation 😘
2022-03-17 15:24:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Showing a little more skin than usual. Hope you don't mind 😘
2022-03-16 16:13:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! 😘 I am so thrilled to introduce you to the newest and, by far, most superior toy in my collection. One of my amazingly generous friends purchased this from my throne wish list and I am *beyond* excited, which resulted in an impromptu clothed dildo photoshoot 😂
2022-03-16 13:44:48 +0000 UTC View Post
It's always fun to find folders with hundreds of images you forgot about. I got very distracted and almost missed my hair appointment. brb😳
2022-03-15 14:21:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I can't get over how great the light is here ☀️ Edit: I can't believe I missed the opportunity to make a sexually explicit remark about my 69th post. 😳
2022-03-15 11:16:42 +0000 UTC View Post
I had a very productive and exciting day. I finally have a wider angle lens so I can take some fun videos for you! 😘 Also, this image has nothing to do with my previous statement. I just love it and hope you will too. ❤️
2022-03-15 00:28:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Since we have such a good thing going, I thought I would do something different and show you what I look like *with* clothes on.
2022-03-14 18:59:32 +0000 UTC View Post
my favorite part of the day is taking my bra off, but I might let you take that task from me 🥰
2022-03-14 13:08:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Update: socks are now allowed in the living room, but don't even think about wearing pants.
2022-03-13 22:37:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Taking pictures from below makes me look almost 5' tall (or 1.5 m for those who use a system of measurement that actually makes sense 😂)
2022-03-13 17:01:50 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm not a huge lingerie person, but this teddy snaps at the bottom, which is just.. IDK.. convenient ? 🙃
2022-03-13 11:26:43 +0000 UTC View Post
not my typical edit style, but I'm experimenting. there's something raw about this one that I love. it reminds me of a polaroid. PS don't forget to zoom in 😘
2022-03-12 22:02:14 +0000 UTC View Post
how is your weekend going? 🙃 I'm at my family's house so messages may be slightly delayed. pls forgive me 😘
2022-03-12 17:50:14 +0000 UTC View Post
i think this is called "presenting" 🤔
2022-03-12 12:02:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I wish they made jeans that fit small waists with thick thighs 😢
2022-03-11 21:01:14 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a very exciting day for me. I decided to take some vacation time next week! So to celebrate, here is my butt from a new angle 🍑 🥰 😘
2022-03-11 18:01:11 +0000 UTC View Post
do you like my work from home attire? 🙃
2022-03-11 16:10:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay *now* it's the perfect Thursday. I just need a bigger tub so we can both fit 😏 😘
2022-03-10 23:35:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I had an amazing workout this morning, I didn't have to go into the office today, and it's still snowing. I couldn't ask for a more perfect Thursday.
2022-03-10 19:29:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Day 200 and still editing photos from this set. Pls send wine.
2022-03-10 12:11:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I love the refraction on the wall. ✨✨
2022-03-09 20:01:23 +0000 UTC View Post
A juicy angle if I may say so myself 😘
2022-03-09 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm just full of ❤️ tonight. Here is one of my new favorites. ♀ Good night / buenas noches / Gute Nacht / bonne nuit / مساء الخير / おやすみ 😘😘😘
2022-03-09 02:01:54 +0000 UTC View Post
if you tilt your head this way ➡️ you may see a ❤️
2022-03-08 21:01:25 +0000 UTC View Post
natural light + braids = two of my favorite things
2022-03-08 11:52:02 +0000 UTC View Post
cat scratch or sam scratch? it's hard to tell 😇
2022-03-07 19:01:39 +0000 UTC View Post
experimenting with some high iso shots. I really like the grain in this one.
2022-03-07 12:02:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Dearest friends, I regret to announce an oversight. I neglected to add these images to a previous album, which resulted in significantly less pleasure for you. Please consider this as an official apology. If you would like to submit a formal complaint, please include a detailed description of your injuries. Sincerely, Sam ❤️
2022-03-07 00:57:39 +0000 UTC View Post