About to jump into a late shower 😴 with my usual night snack 🍔 😋 I remember someone saying that licking sauce of my fingers was OF content so here you go Also I hope you like ranch because I dropped some on my body and you’re gonna lick it off me 😂😏 While you’re down there drink some water 🤣 One last thing 😪 I’m gonna open all dms tomorrow 😓 I’ve just been lazy and unproductive
2021-12-30 13:17:52 +0000 UTC View PostMerry Christmas you naughty fucks 😤 🎄 🎁 🎅 I hope you enjoy your present 🎁 which I didn’t quite have time to wrap up 🥶
2021-12-25 06:39:38 +0000 UTC View Post
I have suffered yet another injury. Maybe it’s a hernia but let’s hope not. I need someone to come rub on me but not that kind of rub since I can’t put any work in 😏 unless you’ll be doing all the work yourself I’ll have the Christmas set ready for today or tomorrow and maybe I’ll do another one with the left over wrapping paper I have 🤔 (I hope I can be able to move around easily 🤕) Remember to stay hydrated you thirsty mfs 😤
2021-12-23 12:20:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I took a couple of pictures for a Christmas set but I rushed it because I was cold AF 🥶 I’ll have it ready soon. I might make another one though. Hopefully I won’t be that cold 🥶 and maybe I’ll use wrapping paper 🤔
2021-12-21 12:18:18 +0000 UTC View Post
I wanted to see what I would look like doing it 😏 in the car and ….. I would never do it in the car 😑 not enough space. Not worth the ticket and humiliation no matter horny I might be
2021-12-19 12:55:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Spider-Man No Way Home was so fucking awesome that it got me striking a Spider-Man pose while I was naked and I just had to share it on here
2021-12-17 12:02:04 +0000 UTC View Post
If you think about it, clothes are like wrapping paper and I’m the present 🎁 So would you like your Christmas present wrapped? 😂
2021-12-15 06:32:33 +0000 UTC View Post
I think it’s stupid of me to ask whether you’ve been nice or naughty because we all know what the answer is 🤦🏻♂️
2021-12-12 23:40:46 +0000 UTC View PostWhen a smell is so good it gets you turned on
2021-12-12 12:31:10 +0000 UTC View PostPutting in the work to make sure the underwear 🩲 will smell nice and good 😅 But it turns out that it’s a lot more difficult than I thought because I actually tried smelling this pair 😂 and it hardly smell because it might be due to only drinking water 💧 it also wouldn’t be fair to sell them like that. And point number two ✌🏻 is I barely released any “stickiness” 😑 I think next time imma have to put on some hentai to get me turned on 😂 One big factor when choosing who to sell these 🩲 first will be SENIORITY so whoever has spent more money on here will come first (since I recently discovered I can see how much you’ve supported me 🙏🏻 Huge thank you btw) Once I have a pair 🩲 ready I will dm you accordingly and will send you my cash app username and please make sure you type your address correctly since I won’t be putting my address on them for a return I think I’m only gonna send around 8 🩲 but it might be more if I get rid of the underwear I wore from the wish list which I’ve been making sets of. Ok I think I’ve said too much. Happy holidays and I’ll try it make a set for Christmas and I’ll be the present 🎁😏 Drink water you dehydrated bitches 😤
2021-12-09 12:57:21 +0000 UTC View PostForgot I made this spicy video 😏 Enjoy and drink some water 💧
2021-12-07 09:11:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Just got some new boots 👢 and wanted to show them off. That’s all. Good day 😌
2021-12-03 05:48:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Still sick 🤧 but feeling a little better Fuck allergies Next post I’ll update you all about the 🩲
2021-12-02 14:11:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m about to completely annihilate my meat 🤜🏻 🥩💪🏻😤 You like that lube placement? 😏😂
2021-11-28 13:05:26 +0000 UTC View Post
😅I forgot to tell you guys “happy thanksgiving” and “happy Black Friday” I got a bit busy spending time with family and shopping which I hope you all did the same as well 😊
2021-11-27 12:47:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Want some? Food 😅 that is. Yeah, my attire just 🤷🏻♂️ disappeared
2021-11-25 11:40:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok 😅 I don’t have enough underwear to sell to everyone who wants a pair. I only want to get rid of the underwear that is already too old and saggy Come back next year for when my underwear gets old and stretched so I can do this all over again But update on the whole underwear situation is that the price will be $50 and I will be taking that payment over on cash app so OF doesn’t take away 20%. 😤 and please don’t fuck up your address and actually send it 😡 don’t just send money only Each underwear will undergo “the horny” meaning I’m gonna be watching “some stuff” to make my stick sticky 😂, ride the bike 🚴 for some sweat 😅 and scratch my ass every time I fart 💨 sound good? 👌🏻 Any questions?
2021-11-22 11:31:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Butt day at the gym almost had me puking 🤮 😮💨 And don’t get fooled 😂 I did have a huge pump 🍑 but it looked bigger than usual because of the big lens
2021-11-19 12:14:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Most of my underwear are saggy and old so it is time to get some new pairs and get rid of these old sticky and smelly ones I hope I can figure out a way to send some 🩲 without using my own address 😕 also I will not be 💦 on them because I don’t want you to clone me 😰. I’ll just be rubbing the sticky tip on it. And I still haven’t thought of a price so let me know 😑 and you better not ask me to shit in them, ok?
2021-11-17 11:56:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Wow 😒 an underwear where it measures my dick 🍆 Imma need a candidate 🧍🏻♀️ to help me “stretch it out” 😏 a long as it can Because if it’s gonna be a normal pump then it’s only gonna be this big 🤏🏻 😂
2021-11-13 11:58:58 +0000 UTC View Post
What do I do with this? 😒 🍆 I always have to deal with this first thing in the morning ☀️ 🐓 😩
2021-11-10 11:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I just noticed as I was showering that I have 120,000 likes on here 😳 (not that I care) but that’s a lot for a platform I don’t promote at all 😅 Oh and that second picture is a reenactment of how I really reacted to finding out 😂
2021-11-05 11:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I trimmed my bush almost all the way down (even though someone asked me not to) so my dick would look bigger 😣 even though I have no one to show it to. 😒 I guess you dehydrated people. Good luck on NNN ✊🏻
2021-11-04 04:53:33 +0000 UTC View Post
A beast inside and out 😱 (that also includes what’s in his pants, too 😏🐘) kind of late Halloween set 😬 since I couldn’t find a Scream mask but Inosuke will do 😄 🐗 💪🏻 I used a special underwear for this set 😂 that was in my Amazon wishlist I don’t have that much to say today about this set other than “😏 I know you’re gonna like it” (as usual though 🙂 you won’t see any exposed genitals 😳 maybe just a little 👀 too hard to see 🥕) It’s late 🥱 and I’m tired 😪 I hope all of you had a great Halloween 🎃 and remember to get plenty of sleep 😴 and drink plenty of water 💧. Good night
2021-11-01 11:32:35 +0000 UTC View Post
The only real customer I have in my possession right now for me to do a set on but I already did last year Let’s hope I find a scream mask in Walmart tomorrow, if now then I’ll just do a small and quick Inosuke set 🐗 For now enjoy this pic I took while making some tiktoks 😂😅
2021-10-31 05:13:21 +0000 UTC View Post
I just realized I don’t have any Halloween costumes so I can make a Halloween set 😕 I thought about a scream mask set but I think it’s too late Anyway, enjoy my new white pants 😳 I hope I never drop water on myself while wearing these in public 💦
2021-10-29 06:13:53 +0000 UTC View Post
😅 ok I’m back. I thought I was hacked or something but I just couldn’t log in 😮💨
2021-10-27 20:44:30 +0000 UTC View Post
I have been feeling sick 🤒 but I feel much better after I took a cold shower 🥶 😊 As soon as I feel 100% better I’ll work on a set, ok? 😉 Now go drink water right now 😤
2021-10-22 10:44:44 +0000 UTC View Post
😒 I’m putting cream on my dick 🍆🤕 How are you doing? 😩
2021-10-19 22:53:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Looking for a snack in the fridge 😒 ….😳….. Yeah no, you don’t qualify as a snack with your dehydrated ass 😤 But you can snack on “this” 😏
2021-10-17 19:55:45 +0000 UTC View Post