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These ears awaken my naughty alter ego😈

These ears awaken my naughty alter ego😈

Thicc thighs save lives. That was always my motto when I was..

Thicc thighs save lives.

That was always my motto when I was going through high school and subsequently nursing school. That is until one night shift where my attending caught me squeezing a vegetative patient’s (call him Bob) head between my thighs.

I just looked over at my boss and sheepishly said, “thicc thighs save lives.”

Bob passed the following day.

Anyway, say it with me, thicc thighs save lives (sometimes).

That’s a whole lotta leg for me to wrap around your face😵‍💫 ..

That’s a whole lotta leg for me to wrap around your face😵‍💫 how tall do you think I am?😜

Xxxtra tall rave babe of your dreams👽I honestly think the al..

Xxxtra tall rave babe of your dreams👽
I honestly think the albedo of my skin is nearing 1 on the scale. Hope you like pale girls 😉

So, funny thing happened earlier today. I was sitting in the..

So, funny thing happened earlier today. I was sitting in the hot tub getting my snack on, as one does, and I dropped my entire bag of Fritos into the water. 😂
I realized in that moment I became some sort of strange chip stew, me as the protein.
Next thing I knew I was covered in Frito corn oil 😩💦.
I’d be lying though if I said I was mad because it made my skin look fucking fantastic! I had to snap a pic while my skin was glistening.
Such sheen, much oil slick…you’re welcome 😘

Have you ever tried to stuff a flaming hot Cheeto in your ur..

Have you ever tried to stuff a flaming hot Cheeto in your urethra? I don’t recommend it. 😵‍💫

On completely different topic, swipe these pics to see some juicy buns that I know you’d enjoy playing with 😘

Face of a baby angel, heart of a water buffalo. That’s becau..

Face of a baby angel, heart of a water buffalo.

That’s because my Doc told me I’ve got an enlarged heart.

What a fucking buzz kill hey?!

At least he did say I’ve got plenty of more good years of ho’in it up in me so…

This particular painting, from the baroque era circa 1650, i..

This particular painting, from the baroque era circa 1650, is titled “rave bunny at your service”.

However historians have found that colloquially this painting was referred to as “will suck cock for Molly”

Oil on linen

Well hello there👋🏼✨I’m new to this world of OnlyFans, and I’..

Well hello there👋🏼✨

I’m new to this world of OnlyFans, and I’m super excited to be here and start this new adventure with you! I can’t wait to share all of my exclusive, spicy content with you. I already have so many naughty pictures and videos to share🙈🥵