ALL THE WAY down your throat. Can you handle it?
ALL THE WAY down your throat. Can you handle it?
2025-04-04 09:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
beercanfather posts
For a few days I’ve been thinking about the things people sa..
For a few days I’ve been thinking about the things people say about me behind my back or just when I’m not there. All the conversations where my penis has come up to which I wasn’t privy. What did they say? What do they really say when I’m not there? Have you ever talked about it with someone?
2025-04-02 14:10:33 +0000 UTC View PostOne more from this weekends hyperphallic session. Lately I’v..
One more from this weekends hyperphallic session. Lately I’ve been thinking about what people might say not to me but amongst themselves about my penis. I know many have talked about me behind my back. What did they say? What if they were somehow sent this video? “This is Leo from work!”
2025-03-31 21:42:45 +0000 UTC View PostForgot I was going to post the non-slowmo version as well. I..
Forgot I was going to post the non-slowmo version as well. It really displays how rock hard my penis gets. I used to push it down until it slapped me really hard on my belly. I used to call that “making music”. Something I’ve always done. Spring-loaded.
2025-03-31 09:22:58 +0000 UTC View PostMy penis is large, wide, heavy, thick and long. But it’s als..
My penis is large, wide, heavy, thick and long. But it’s also strong as fuck. It’s spring loaded. It’s like a tree trunk. It’s like a baseball bat. Look at that fat fucker. Careful around it! You might end up with a black eye or a busted lip.
2025-03-30 19:24:10 +0000 UTC View PostHave you ever seen a harder penis?
Have you ever seen a harder penis?
2025-03-29 22:34:18 +0000 UTC View PostMy soft cock is honestly so enormous.
My soft cock is honestly so enormous.
2025-03-28 20:27:58 +0000 UTC View PostFrom heavy semi to towering hyperphallus
From heavy semi to towering hyperphallus
2025-03-28 09:36:22 +0000 UTC View PostHow would you feel seeing me like this around your house?
How would you feel seeing me like this around your house?
2025-03-26 23:21:05 +0000 UTC View PostOne last whip out before sleep. Isnt my penis huge?
One last whip out before sleep. Isnt my penis huge?
2025-03-26 00:12:32 +0000 UTC View PostI hope you don’t mind me spamming my huge fat cock on here. ..
I hope you don’t mind me spamming my huge fat cock on here. I’m actually holding back a bit because I don’t want to post 10 variations of the same video. But here is more nonetheless. I mean you’re literally paying me to see it so here: my very large, very thick, very hard macropenis.
2025-03-25 21:10:02 +0000 UTC View PostI remember when I first heard of, and of course immediately ..
I remember when I first heard of, and of course immediately tried, the “TP roll test”. The girls said something like “you can only call yourself big if you can’t fit in a TP roll”.
2025-03-25 19:31:52 +0000 UTC View PostI want to shove all of it down your throat. ALL of it.
I want to shove all of it down your throat. ALL of it.
2025-03-24 17:24:54 +0000 UTC View PostI get so fucking hard. It’s a positive feedback loop. I’m so..
I get so fucking hard. It’s a positive feedback loop. I’m so big, it makes me so hard, I get so big, I get so hard…
2025-03-24 09:34:03 +0000 UTC View PostI have a big cock. Want me to whip it out and show you?
I have a big cock. Want me to whip it out and show you?
2025-03-24 09:03:45 +0000 UTC View PostFor scale. Isn’t the head massive?
For scale. Isn’t the head massive?
2025-03-23 13:05:06 +0000 UTC View PostJust a real honest display of my size. As always, reading yo..
Just a real honest display of my size. As always, reading your comments and messages just gives me life. It’s everything to me to see my penis size through your eyes. It helps me realize how big my genitalia are. Oversized. Obscene. Fuck.
2025-03-22 12:33:38 +0000 UTC View PostI have so much cock between my legs. An obscenely fat cock. ..
I have so much cock between my legs. An obscenely fat cock. Look at it. God I love my penis. It’s SO big.
2025-03-22 01:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostDescribe my cock. I want to know what comes up in your brain..
Describe my cock. I want to know what comes up in your brain.
2025-03-21 15:47:40 +0000 UTC View PostLook at my big fat fucking swinging cock. Pendulous. Heavy. ..
Look at my big fat fucking swinging cock. Pendulous. Heavy. Massive in the literal sense of the word. Emasculating. Intimidating. Obscene. Abnormal. Oversized. Megalophallic. Priapic. Shocking. Unnaturally large. Scary. Monster. Horse cock.
Fuck me my cock is so fucking big. It feels like a drug. I just watch these videos over and over again just like you do.
My buddy sent me this comparison. Yes, both are me. I can’t ..
My buddy sent me this comparison. Yes, both are me. I can’t tell you when the picture on the left was taken but I’d assume sometime in 2016-17-18?
Compare and contrast :)
“You get so hard, especially considering your size!” “It’s s..
“You get so hard, especially considering your size!”
“It’s spring loaded”
When I haven’t paid my penis much attention for some time, I..
When I haven’t paid my penis much attention for some time, I am shocked. My mind always goes back to “what if someone I know finds out about this” and then my cock just gets bigger and heavier and harder and thicker. Maybe it’s the thrill of shocking, maybe it’s the thought that they may feel negatively about it. Or positively. But the thought of showing off or someone finding out about the exact size and look and proportions and color and “type” of penis I have is just ughhhhh
2025-03-16 23:33:58 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I haven’t looked at my videos in a while and I go down ..
When I haven’t looked at my videos in a while and I go down that rabbit hole, I am honestly shocked. Like that is a really big, fat, floppy MONSTER cock, totally soft. I’m lucky to be me.
2025-03-14 23:57:21 +0000 UTC View PostMaybe the sun is having an effect on me. It’s been a while s..
Maybe the sun is having an effect on me.
It’s been a while since I’ve heard you guys describe for me what you see in my videos. That’s probably the quickest way to make me horny. Just use your words so I can understand what it’s like to see my penis from your perspective.
Have you been missing me?I’m not gone, but I have been busy ..
Have you been missing me?
I’m not gone, but I have been busy enough that I’ve had to concentrate on other things entirely.
POV: I send you “proof”
Hey! Boy have I been busy. This is the longest “down” time i..
Hey! Boy have I been busy. This is the longest “down” time in a while. Not only did the hyperphallic mania reach its peak last month, now my PhD project has entered a phase of frankly overwhelming data analysis and compiling. Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of lines of data, all in excel, all just numbers. It’s a lot and I’ve been very busy. I can feel myself returning to (ab)normal slowly, but I haven’t had any real chance to just let go and fully slide into the monstercock mindset. So I’m doing a little archive dump, just so you don’t forget about just how huge my penis is.
To be honest the work has been so overwhelming that I’ve been engaging in healthy everything-else-procrastination, which is mostly mindless scrolling on TikTok. The occasional algorithmic big tits will tease me but I’m in such a shutdown mode once the baby is finally asleep that I have been eating just the weirdest food - no time to cook, just pickled green tomatoes and labneh, or a bowl of cereal.
Just to give you an idea of what it’s like being a parent to a toddler in full time PhD studies in medicine.
I keep fantasizing about having my own little room to go to and fully get into the hyperphallic head space. No one to bother me, nothing else to do. Like a sensory deprivation pod but for the horny exhausted dad.
Business idea? A dad pod. Come spend 1-12h in a soundproof locked room and do what ever you want.